(Source: awwww-cute)

aphrodildo:

flirting w/ bae

aphrodildo:

flirting w/ bae

(Source: tldrwikipedia)

methedras:

this is the best thing i’ve ever made 

(Source: heathenhippy)

Me:I can't get this wine bottle open.
Mom:Then you don't want it enough.
lwamfhmartiboxdotty9:

There’s a time and place for everything.

lwamfhmartiboxdotty9:

There’s a time and place for everything.

niniis1:

c4rbonidiot:

#attackontarget

Instead of slaying titans, they are slaying prices.

niniis1:

c4rbonidiot:

#attackontarget

Instead of slaying titans, they are slaying prices.

thedailytask:

141006°

thedailytask:

141006°