SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST
I LIVE IN A HOUSE
how nerds dirty talk to each other
We finally arrive at the red carpet and as we exit the car, my date eats shit and uses my freshly done Lauren Conrad up do to break her fall. The crowd goes wild. There are flashbulbs and people circling yet no one asks if I need any help because unless you are famous at the Oscars, you are completely invisible. I have never experienced anything like it.