narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

thegoddamazon:

lorygilmore:

ch0p-suey:

kissmyafro:

A man begging his wife’s forgiveness inside Divorce Court, 1948, Chicago.

Bad bitches vintage edition

I reblogged this picture yesterday but I love it. Stone cold.

She looks unconcerned lmfao.

thegoddamazon:

lorygilmore:

ch0p-suey:

kissmyafro:

A man begging his wife’s forgiveness inside Divorce Court, 1948, Chicago.

Bad bitches vintage edition

I reblogged this picture yesterday but I love it. Stone cold.

She looks unconcerned lmfao.

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foodchewer:

if ur looking for me i’ll be in the trash

condorn:

“are you athletic” haha yeah i wear sports bras sometimes lmao

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vantasly:

but when did i start saying ‘yo’ unironically

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sherlock-needs-his-john:

Our parents warned us about middle aged men stalking us on the Internet but oh how the tables have turned

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